- Erling Haaland ditched his famous long hair for a viral buzz cut ahead of Man City's season opener.
- The new look didn't change the game — he missed a couple of big chances in City's 2-1 win over Bournemouth.
- The haircut drew playful reactions — Zlatan joked about a "lost bet" and Pep Guardiola quipped he'd love to have hair.
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